"Not Me" Monday

I did NOT start grooming my dog and wind up having to shave her because she looked like Edward Scissorhands had taken out his frustrations on her. {And yes, she is wearing that lovely Snuggie my sister gave her. It matches mine.}

I did NOT wear my Ugg boots in a limosine to a charity ball. {In my defense, it was called a blue jean ball and it was in a renovated barn. It was not a regular sorta barn. Pretty fancy smanzy. But my toes were warm.}

I did NOT sneak extra Language Arts into our homeschool with Mad Libs. {We've worn that book and app out y'all! I should have bought some stock in that company!}

I did NOT get my very first bloggy greatness award from Pooba. {I think it's because we became best pals over her post on how to survive a colonoscopy. Having had to have one, she nailed it my friends. NAILED. IT.}

and last, but not least ---

I did NOT set up a new Twitter account because I was "tweetin' in the wind" when I had 600 + tweeps that I lurved chattin' with all the time.

Whew! I did NOT do quiet a bit this week. How about you? What did you NOT do?